Originally Posted: Sunday, May 31, 2009
1. Live your life so that you'll have stories you would not dare tell your grandchildren. -- Stephanie C. Bond
2. And the truth is, I prefer a bumpy ride. At least you know you're moving. -- Susan Maushart
3. Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. -- Edna Ferber
4. Some people are like Slinkies--not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. -- Unknown
5. It was the most fun you have with your clothes on. -- Rick Bragg
6. The best way to get over one man is to get under another. --Joan, Sandra, and Ann
7. Don't worry about the mule being blind, just load the wagon. -- Daddy
8. And may all your ups and downs -- come only in the bedroom. -- toast in Rachel Getting Married
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